Dear Santa,
Here are the things that I told Mommy I want for Christmas, but she said I need to ask you myself. So, not in any order of importance, I would like:
1. a leaf blower
2. a cleaning rag
3. a surf board
4. a skate board
5. a ball (and as I told you on the phone, I promise to share this with my brother)
6. a new rope
7. a "big one" necklace
8. some new clothes or somethin'
I'm hoping that this letter will sufficiently inform you of what I want for Christmas and that I won't have to present these ideas to you in person as I have had to in years past. And I hope you know it's not anything personal. I'm just a little freaked out by large men with big white beards and fuzzy red suits.
Sincerely,
Charley Palm
P.S. Is it still a prerequisite to be on the "nice list" and not the "naughty list" in order to receive these gifts? If so, what is your definition of "nice"?
Here are the things that I told Mommy I want for Christmas, but she said I need to ask you myself. So, not in any order of importance, I would like:
1. a leaf blower
2. a cleaning rag
3. a surf board
4. a skate board
5. a ball (and as I told you on the phone, I promise to share this with my brother)
6. a new rope
7. a "big one" necklace
8. some new clothes or somethin'
I'm hoping that this letter will sufficiently inform you of what I want for Christmas and that I won't have to present these ideas to you in person as I have had to in years past. And I hope you know it's not anything personal. I'm just a little freaked out by large men with big white beards and fuzzy red suits.
Sincerely,
Charley Palm
P.S. Is it still a prerequisite to be on the "nice list" and not the "naughty list" in order to receive these gifts? If so, what is your definition of "nice"?
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