Charley-isms

Charley: "Dad, I have make on my lips. Do you like it?"

Brian: "I'm sorry, what? You have 'make' on your lips?"

Charley: "Yes, I have make on my lips from school. Isn't it pretty?"

Brian: "Ohhh, you have make-up on your lips? Is that what you are trying to say?"

Charley: "Yeah, that's what I said, I have make-up on my lips. Do you like it?"

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Charley: "Mom, can you help me with my last bite of cereal? After that, I'm going to swurp my milk."

Danielle: "Do you mean 'slurp' your milk?"

Charley: "Nooooo!!! I told you, I'm going to SWURP my milk, not SLURP my milk! That's just silly, Mom."

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Charley: "I really like Dad's subie car because then I can have breezy on my face."

Danielle: "I'm sorry, his what car?"

Charley: "His SUBIE car . . . I like it it because the windows go down and I can have breezy on my face."

Danielle: "Oh, you mean Dad's subaru?"

Charley: (clearly frustrated) "Yeah, that's what I said, Dad's subie car!"