Zander: (pointing at Charley while we were in the pool yesterday) "Charley a fish."
Danielle: "Oh yeah? Is Daddy a fish too?"
Zander: (pointing at Brian) "No, Daddy a dolphin."
Brian: "Well, if I'm a dolphin and Charley is a fish, then what is Mommy?"
Zander: "A whale."
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Zander: "Pew, Charley stinky!"
Danielle: "Did you just say that Charley is stinky?"
Zander: "Yeah. Charley stinky. Mommy stinky too."
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Conclusion based on yesterday's conversations: Daddy is a dolphin, Charley is a stinky fish, and Mom is a stinky whale. Thanks Zander.
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LOL. Nice. A whale--you're hardly a whale. I'm a whale...this weight gain thing is a bit ridiculous.
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