And the Charley-ism's just keep comin' . . .

Danielle: "So Charley, what did you guys talk about in school today?"

Charley: "Oh, we talked about doctors and stuff. I guess that Ms. Chris is going to have to call the doctor to come fix the school toilet because it is making REALLY FUNNY sounds . . . . (very long pause) . . . . I guess that would make the toilet a lawyer."

At this point, my Mom and I burst out laughing so hard that we didn't even know how to respond. I swear, I didn't make this up, she really did say this . . . and even though I don't think she knew what she was saying, the connotation of the statement was pretty funny.


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Charley: "Mom, what are you doing?"

Danielle: "I'm trying to pull these turkey burgers apart. They are frozen and stuck together and tough to seperate."

Charley: (in a very serious tone) "Well, you better quit pushing so hard or you are going to poop your pants."