Only a girl from Arkansas . . .

Charley: "So when I lose a tooth and the tooth fairy comes in my room, will she close my door when she leaves?"

Danielle: "Yes, she will close your door."

Charley: "And will she leave me a new tooth?"

Danielle: "Well, not exactly. When you lose a tooth we will put the tooth in your tooth pillow, leave the pillow by your bed, and then the tooth fairy will tip-toe into your room very quietly, without waking you up, and she will take the tooth out of your pillow and will leave you money in its place. And then she will close the door."

Charley: "So . . . will she leave me a new tooth?"

Danielle: "No, just the money."

Charley: "Ohhhhhh . . . so I can go buy a new tooth?"