Discovering Manhood

Zander: "Hey Mom, come in here!!!!"

Danielle: "I'm not coming in there until you are all done going poop in the potty."

Zander: "But Moommm, I want to show you something!"

Danielle: "Alright Zander . . . hold on a sec . . . okay, what is it?"

Zander: (looking down between his legs as he "flexes" his groin muscles) "LOOK MOM!!! My peanut is getting BIGGER!!!!!!!"

Danielle: (thinking to myself) "Uh-oh, here we go . . ."