Charley-isms

In the movie theatre bathrooms . . .

Danielle: "Okay Charley, hop off, it's my turn."

Charley: (swatting my hand away) "Mom, why do you always pinch my buns?"

Danielle: "Because I love your buns, they are so cute, I can't help it."

Charley: "I love YOUR cute buns."

Danielle: "Well, your buns are a lot cuter than my buns."

Charley: "Yeah . . . your buns are pretty squishy."

(loud laughing breaks out from the stall next door . . . . . )

***********************************************************************************

Charley: "Okay Zander, guess what I'm thinking . . . it starts with an 'F' . . . . ffffffffffff."

Zander: "I don't know."

Charley: (getting louder) "Just GUESS Zander . . . fffffffffffff."

Zander: "Frog?"

Charley: (getting even louder) "Noooo Zander, fffffffffffffff!!!!!!!"

Zander: "I don't know."

Charley: (yelling) "ZANDER!!!!!!!!! JUST GUESS!!!!!!!!"

Danielle: "Charley, that's enough yelling, he doesn't know what you are trying to say."

Charley: (whining) "But Mommmmmm, I want him to guess what I'm thinking but I don't want to tell him what it is!!!!"

Brian: (mumbling under his breath) "Typical broad."